1 00:00:19,575 --> 00:00:21,025 All right. 2 00:00:21,075 --> 00:00:22,875 Well, how do I look? 3 00:00:22,925 --> 00:00:24,925 Sexy. 4 00:00:24,975 --> 00:00:25,975 [chuckle] 5 00:00:26,025 --> 00:00:27,525 At least we don't have to worry 6 00:00:27,575 --> 00:00:28,825 about anyone hitting on me. 7 00:00:28,875 --> 00:00:30,475 Or mistaking you for a girl. 8 00:00:32,025 --> 00:00:34,525 I'm so glad you were able to fill in on such short notice. 9 00:00:34,575 --> 00:00:36,025 Are you kidding me? Look, 10 00:00:36,075 --> 00:00:39,375 I could use the extra money, so thank you. 11 00:00:39,425 --> 00:00:41,325 Is everything okay with you and David? 12 00:00:41,375 --> 00:00:43,875 Yeah, I guess so. Why? 13 00:00:43,925 --> 00:00:45,625 Oh. Nothing. 14 00:00:50,125 --> 00:00:51,325 Just tell me. 15 00:00:51,375 --> 00:00:53,875 I wasn't going to say anything. 16 00:00:53,925 --> 00:00:55,525 Heather saw David the other night 17 00:00:55,575 --> 00:00:57,925 on the Red and Tan bus headed into the city 18 00:00:57,975 --> 00:00:59,825 with some girl. 19 00:00:59,875 --> 00:01:01,025 I'm sorry. 20 00:01:12,425 --> 00:01:13,875 Think about it. 21 00:01:13,925 --> 00:01:16,525 Jason Voorhees, Freddy Kruger, Leatherface. 22 00:01:16,575 --> 00:01:18,375 What do they all have in common? 23 00:01:18,425 --> 00:01:20,525 - What? - They're all WASPs. 24 00:01:20,575 --> 00:01:22,625 White Anglo-Saxon psychopaths. 25 00:01:22,675 --> 00:01:23,975 It's bullshit. 26 00:01:24,025 --> 00:01:25,425 Leatherface is just his nickname. 27 00:01:25,475 --> 00:01:26,375 For all we know, he could be Jewish. 28 00:01:26,425 --> 00:01:29,025 Dude, he lives in Texas. 29 00:01:29,075 --> 00:01:30,675 Owns a chainsaw. 30 00:01:32,075 --> 00:01:34,775 - I got it. - No, dude, this one's mine. 31 00:01:36,475 --> 00:01:37,775 Hey, Ganz. 32 00:01:37,825 --> 00:01:39,575 Yo. 33 00:01:39,625 --> 00:01:40,975 Here you go. 34 00:01:42,275 --> 00:01:43,425 Fresh off the boat, 35 00:01:43,475 --> 00:01:45,275 as in literally one of 300 36 00:01:45,325 --> 00:01:48,075 in a cargo container in Red Hook a few hours ago. 37 00:01:48,125 --> 00:01:49,575 [chuckling] 38 00:01:49,625 --> 00:01:51,575 Where's the stuff? 39 00:01:51,625 --> 00:01:53,075 In the cassette player. 40 00:01:53,125 --> 00:01:54,725 Quarter of a key. 41 00:01:54,775 --> 00:01:56,125 Should keep you busy for a while. 42 00:01:56,175 --> 00:02:00,125 Got to run. See you, Your Highness. 43 00:02:00,175 --> 00:02:01,025 Who was that? 44 00:02:01,075 --> 00:02:03,225 Uh, my mom. I forgot my lunch. 45 00:02:03,275 --> 00:02:04,975 Oh, mine. 46 00:02:09,125 --> 00:02:11,075 - Good morning, sir. - Hi. 47 00:02:11,125 --> 00:02:13,575 - Grab my bag, please. - Oh, yeah. 48 00:02:13,625 --> 00:02:15,225 This is... It was the '79, right? 49 00:02:15,275 --> 00:02:16,225 Yeah, the Mercedes. 50 00:02:16,275 --> 00:02:18,175 And, kid, get a haircut. 51 00:02:18,225 --> 00:02:20,425 You're starting to look like Son of Sam. 52 00:02:20,475 --> 00:02:22,325 - Thank you. - [tires screech, crash] 53 00:02:22,375 --> 00:02:23,375 Man: What the hell? 54 00:02:23,425 --> 00:02:24,975 Oh, fuck. 55 00:02:25,025 --> 00:02:27,475 Everything's fine. Are you all right? 56 00:02:27,525 --> 00:02:28,925 Rizzo, come on. 57 00:02:28,975 --> 00:02:30,025 Yeah. 58 00:02:30,075 --> 00:02:31,875 You see this? 59 00:02:33,875 --> 00:02:35,725 [people chattering] 60 00:02:39,725 --> 00:02:41,525 Hey, kid, what's with the getup? 61 00:02:41,575 --> 00:02:42,825 Bar mitzvah. 62 00:02:42,875 --> 00:02:45,225 Oh, Mazel tov. You're finally a man. 63 00:02:45,275 --> 00:02:46,425 I'm filming it. 64 00:02:46,475 --> 00:02:48,325 Do you do balloon animals, too? 65 00:02:49,825 --> 00:02:51,225 What's this I hear 66 00:02:51,275 --> 00:02:54,225 about you fooling around with Getty's daughter? 67 00:02:54,275 --> 00:02:55,625 Who told you that? 68 00:02:55,675 --> 00:02:57,175 A little birdie. 69 00:02:57,225 --> 00:02:58,625 We're just friends. 70 00:02:58,675 --> 00:03:01,175 Oh, right. Hey, I got to hand it to you, kid. 71 00:03:01,225 --> 00:03:02,825 You got chutzpah. 72 00:03:02,875 --> 00:03:04,625 I'm going to miss you. 73 00:03:04,675 --> 00:03:06,475 See you, Herb. 74 00:03:06,525 --> 00:03:09,125 Oh, uh, morning. 75 00:03:09,175 --> 00:03:10,625 David. 76 00:03:10,675 --> 00:03:11,625 Herb. 77 00:03:11,675 --> 00:03:14,025 Mr. President. 78 00:03:14,075 --> 00:03:15,825 What the hell? 79 00:03:15,875 --> 00:03:17,225 Something wrong, Herb? 80 00:03:17,275 --> 00:03:21,375 Yeah, there's a mix-up. This is not my bag. 81 00:03:21,425 --> 00:03:22,575 All right. 82 00:03:22,625 --> 00:03:23,825 Oi. 83 00:03:26,525 --> 00:03:27,575 What happened? 84 00:03:27,625 --> 00:03:29,025 Idiots. 85 00:03:31,125 --> 00:03:32,725 [whispering] 86 00:03:34,525 --> 00:03:36,375 Just like a drunkard? 87 00:03:36,425 --> 00:03:38,725 Drunk driving golf course. 88 00:03:38,775 --> 00:03:41,525 Aqua Velva? 89 00:03:41,575 --> 00:03:43,725 [steam hissing] 90 00:03:43,775 --> 00:03:45,075 [door opens] 91 00:03:49,475 --> 00:03:50,875 [sighs] 92 00:03:51,475 --> 00:03:53,275 Ohh. 93 00:03:53,325 --> 00:03:55,125 Ahh. 94 00:03:57,025 --> 00:03:58,025 Mmm! 95 00:03:59,375 --> 00:04:00,475 Good morning. 96 00:04:00,525 --> 00:04:02,725 Nasser. 97 00:04:02,775 --> 00:04:04,775 What the hell are you wearing? 98 00:04:04,825 --> 00:04:07,475 Oh. A towel. 99 00:04:07,525 --> 00:04:09,275 On your head. 100 00:04:09,325 --> 00:04:10,725 Oh, this. 101 00:04:10,775 --> 00:04:12,925 I'm... I'm merely preparing for the boat 102 00:04:12,975 --> 00:04:15,825 I intend to purchase with my Galexa windfall. 103 00:04:15,875 --> 00:04:17,275 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 104 00:04:17,325 --> 00:04:18,425 We're alone in here. 105 00:04:18,475 --> 00:04:19,725 That's not the point. 106 00:04:19,775 --> 00:04:21,225 You've been shooting your mouth off, 107 00:04:21,275 --> 00:04:24,225 and people are starting to talk. 108 00:04:24,275 --> 00:04:25,575 Sorry. 109 00:04:25,625 --> 00:04:28,175 What are you going to do with a boat? 110 00:04:28,225 --> 00:04:30,225 Mine are an ocean-going people, 111 00:04:30,275 --> 00:04:32,975 and I hear the siren call of the sea. 112 00:04:33,025 --> 00:04:34,975 Yeah? Well, that's not the sea you hear. 113 00:04:35,025 --> 00:04:38,725 That's the sound of money being flushed down a toilet. 114 00:04:38,775 --> 00:04:41,725 Boats... big money pits. 115 00:04:41,775 --> 00:04:42,975 Really? 116 00:04:43,025 --> 00:04:45,125 Trust me. Piece of advice. 117 00:04:45,175 --> 00:04:48,375 If if flies, floats, or fucks, rent it. 118 00:04:48,425 --> 00:04:49,925 Oh. 119 00:04:55,875 --> 00:04:58,225 Ah, Herb. I could hug you. 120 00:04:58,275 --> 00:05:00,475 I'm sorry. Kid. I don't swing that way. 121 00:05:00,525 --> 00:05:01,975 No, no. This is your bag. 122 00:05:02,025 --> 00:05:03,975 Oh, thank you. That's yours. 123 00:05:04,025 --> 00:05:05,475 W... where's the cassette player? 124 00:05:05,525 --> 00:05:06,625 - [phone rings] - The whatsit? 125 00:05:06,675 --> 00:05:07,825 The little portable tape player. 126 00:05:07,875 --> 00:05:09,225 It's about this big with headphones. 127 00:05:09,275 --> 00:05:10,825 - It's in the bag. - No, it's not. 128 00:05:10,875 --> 00:05:12,475 Then it must have dropped out of the bag 129 00:05:12,525 --> 00:05:14,075 in the locker room. 130 00:05:14,125 --> 00:05:15,075 Sorry. 131 00:05:23,275 --> 00:05:25,075 Welcome to Red Oaks. 132 00:05:25,125 --> 00:05:27,925 Thank you. We're here for the Glassman bar mitzvah. 133 00:05:27,975 --> 00:05:29,625 The reception's inside the clubhouse. 134 00:05:29,675 --> 00:05:30,675 - Thank you. - Tip him. 135 00:05:30,725 --> 00:05:31,925 What? 136 00:05:31,975 --> 00:05:33,625 He's waiting for a gratuity. 137 00:05:33,675 --> 00:05:34,875 No, he's not. Are you? 138 00:05:34,925 --> 00:05:37,325 It's customary. 139 00:05:37,375 --> 00:05:38,875 No, that's after. 140 00:05:38,925 --> 00:05:39,975 It's both. 141 00:05:40,025 --> 00:05:41,375 Ah, you're nuts. 142 00:05:41,425 --> 00:05:43,975 You're embarrassing me. I'm sorry. 143 00:05:44,025 --> 00:05:45,775 Why can't you just defer to me for once? 144 00:05:45,825 --> 00:05:47,475 Mom? Dad? 145 00:05:47,525 --> 00:05:49,825 Why are you so early? 146 00:05:49,875 --> 00:05:51,475 The reception isn't for another hour. 147 00:05:51,525 --> 00:05:53,425 Your mom wanted to see where you work. 148 00:05:53,475 --> 00:05:55,075 I have to say it's lovely. 149 00:05:55,125 --> 00:05:56,325 Please don't wander off or talk to anyone 150 00:05:56,375 --> 00:05:57,825 or do anything to get me in trouble. 151 00:05:57,875 --> 00:05:59,075 - No, honey. - Don't worry. 152 00:05:59,125 --> 00:06:00,325 We're not wild animals. We're fine. 153 00:06:00,375 --> 00:06:01,425 Whoa. 154 00:06:01,475 --> 00:06:03,475 Chop-chop, Sancho. Time is shekels. 155 00:06:03,525 --> 00:06:04,975 I got to go. 156 00:06:05,025 --> 00:06:06,525 What are you doing? 157 00:06:06,575 --> 00:06:08,525 We're David's parents. 158 00:06:08,575 --> 00:06:09,675 Judy and Sam. 159 00:06:09,725 --> 00:06:10,875 Oh, wow. 160 00:06:10,925 --> 00:06:12,825 I would have thought uncle and sister. 161 00:06:12,875 --> 00:06:14,825 Just... Just kidding, Pops. 162 00:06:14,875 --> 00:06:16,175 That's a good boy you got there. 163 00:06:16,225 --> 00:06:17,925 His work ethic leaves something to be desired, 164 00:06:17,975 --> 00:06:19,175 but that's not his fault. 165 00:06:19,225 --> 00:06:20,575 It's generational. Am I right, slim? 166 00:06:20,625 --> 00:06:22,825 - It's Sam. - If you say so. 167 00:06:22,875 --> 00:06:25,825 Whoa. Look at the time. I better say sayonara. 168 00:06:25,875 --> 00:06:28,175 Save me a dance, pretty lady. 169 00:06:28,225 --> 00:06:29,225 Okay. 170 00:06:29,275 --> 00:06:30,375 Kiss you later. 171 00:06:33,625 --> 00:06:35,025 What's wrong with you? 172 00:06:35,075 --> 00:06:37,325 Reggie, dude, did you find a cassette player? 173 00:06:37,375 --> 00:06:38,225 Yeah. 174 00:06:38,275 --> 00:06:40,375 Oh. Thank God. Where is it? 175 00:06:40,425 --> 00:06:42,625 Took it to the lost and found. 176 00:06:42,675 --> 00:06:44,175 Should have put it in the trash. 177 00:06:44,225 --> 00:06:45,525 Piece of shit didn't work. 178 00:06:45,575 --> 00:06:47,175 Couldn't even get it open. 179 00:06:51,425 --> 00:06:54,225 Did you go in to the city with some girl? 180 00:06:54,275 --> 00:06:55,875 I... 181 00:06:55,925 --> 00:06:57,375 Please don't lie to me. 182 00:06:57,425 --> 00:07:00,575 Heather said she saw you two on the Red and Tan bus. 183 00:07:00,625 --> 00:07:02,425 Yeah, but it was... 184 00:07:02,475 --> 00:07:03,875 Who is she? 185 00:07:03,925 --> 00:07:05,875 Her name's Skye. 186 00:07:05,925 --> 00:07:08,175 Getty's daughter? 187 00:07:08,225 --> 00:07:10,225 She's just a friend. We went to see a Rohmer movie 188 00:07:10,275 --> 00:07:12,025 I knew I'd never get you to see. 189 00:07:12,075 --> 00:07:13,375 So this is my fault, right? 190 00:07:13,425 --> 00:07:15,075 - No. - Because I'm not smart enough 191 00:07:15,125 --> 00:07:16,675 to appreciate your stupid subtitled movies, 192 00:07:16,725 --> 00:07:17,975 so you had to find someone who does? 193 00:07:18,025 --> 00:07:19,125 No, that's not what I said. 194 00:07:19,175 --> 00:07:20,675 You are fucking unbelievable, David. 195 00:07:20,725 --> 00:07:22,175 Karen. 196 00:07:25,175 --> 00:07:29,925 A-woo, someone's in the doghouse. 197 00:07:29,975 --> 00:07:31,425 You want my advice? 198 00:07:31,475 --> 00:07:32,575 No. 199 00:07:34,575 --> 00:07:36,425 Yes, well, after giving it some thought, 200 00:07:36,475 --> 00:07:38,325 I've decide to go with the bigger engine... 201 00:07:38,375 --> 00:07:41,075 the 250 horsepower, in fact. 202 00:07:41,125 --> 00:07:43,325 Yes, no measly 220 will cut it for me. 203 00:07:43,375 --> 00:07:45,975 I want to feel a stiff wind slap me across the face 204 00:07:46,025 --> 00:07:47,575 like I've wronged it in some way. 205 00:07:47,625 --> 00:07:48,975 Oh, you know what, Molly? 206 00:07:49,025 --> 00:07:50,325 I'm going to have to call you back. 207 00:07:50,375 --> 00:07:52,975 Right. Hello. Can I help you? 208 00:07:53,025 --> 00:07:56,075 We just want to see where our son David works. 209 00:07:56,125 --> 00:07:57,325 Oh, my goodness. 210 00:07:57,375 --> 00:07:59,775 As I live and breathe. Welcome. 211 00:07:59,825 --> 00:08:01,175 I'm Judy Myers, 212 00:08:01,225 --> 00:08:03,625 and this is my husband Sam. 213 00:08:03,675 --> 00:08:05,125 Let me just say 214 00:08:05,175 --> 00:08:07,525 the two of you have raised an exemplary young man. 215 00:08:07,575 --> 00:08:10,625 David is one of the finest assistants I've ever worked with. 216 00:08:10,675 --> 00:08:12,275 Oh, that's nice, very nice. 217 00:08:12,325 --> 00:08:15,425 Oh, that is such a sweet thing to say, Mr. Nasser. 218 00:08:15,475 --> 00:08:18,525 Ah, Judy, don't insult me now. You can call me Nash 219 00:08:18,575 --> 00:08:20,325 or call me nothing at all. 220 00:08:20,375 --> 00:08:23,125 So you in the market for a boat, huh? 221 00:08:23,175 --> 00:08:24,425 Ah, yes, yes, I am. 222 00:08:24,475 --> 00:08:26,225 I'm currently shopping for one as we speak. 223 00:08:26,275 --> 00:08:27,675 Do you know anything about them? 224 00:08:27,725 --> 00:08:30,275 Only that they depreciate faster than a Pinto 225 00:08:30,325 --> 00:08:32,675 the minute it's been driven off the lot. 226 00:08:32,725 --> 00:08:34,875 Certified public accountant. 227 00:08:34,925 --> 00:08:36,525 Are there certain tax implications 228 00:08:36,575 --> 00:08:38,425 to boat ownership I should know about? 229 00:08:38,475 --> 00:08:40,525 Depends. Going to be your primary residence? 230 00:08:40,575 --> 00:08:42,975 Uh, let's say possibly. 231 00:08:43,025 --> 00:08:46,975 If so, you deduct the interest like as a mortgage. 232 00:08:47,025 --> 00:08:48,975 Or you call it a charter, 233 00:08:49,025 --> 00:08:50,325 and then you convert it 234 00:08:50,375 --> 00:08:52,275 from a personal asset into a business one. 235 00:08:52,325 --> 00:08:53,575 - Really? - Hmm. 236 00:08:53,625 --> 00:08:54,675 You know what? 237 00:08:54,725 --> 00:08:56,025 Give it a rest, Sam. 238 00:08:56,075 --> 00:09:00,675 So what are you going to name your boat? 239 00:09:00,725 --> 00:09:02,425 It's funny you should ask. 240 00:09:03,625 --> 00:09:05,075 The Wyndfall. 241 00:09:05,125 --> 00:09:06,475 That is so pretty. 242 00:09:06,525 --> 00:09:07,875 Thank you. 243 00:09:07,925 --> 00:09:09,525 You see, 1, 2, 3 244 00:09:09,575 --> 00:09:11,275 Are you ready to do the freak? 245 00:09:11,325 --> 00:09:13,625 You know, I go 1, 2, 3 246 00:09:13,675 --> 00:09:16,225 Are you ready? Are you ready? 247 00:09:16,275 --> 00:09:18,475 - Here we go. Bar mitzvah boy. - Cheese! 248 00:09:23,075 --> 00:09:24,825 All right, this whole table over here, 249 00:09:24,875 --> 00:09:26,725 look at me. Say Sandy Koufax. 250 00:09:26,775 --> 00:09:27,875 Sandy Koufax. 251 00:09:27,925 --> 00:09:29,175 ... than a pack of mice 252 00:09:29,225 --> 00:09:30,775 I'm the L-O-V-E, the B-U-G 253 00:09:30,825 --> 00:09:32,625 That's clear what the young ladies see in me 254 00:09:32,675 --> 00:09:34,625 I'm 5 to 9, I love them right on time 255 00:09:34,675 --> 00:09:36,925 I take the yellow bright out of the sunshine 256 00:09:36,975 --> 00:09:38,075 [snapping fingers] 257 00:09:38,125 --> 00:09:39,675 Hey, video boy. 258 00:09:39,725 --> 00:09:43,525 I'll give you 10 bucks if you get us some booze. 259 00:09:43,575 --> 00:09:44,675 Excuse me. 260 00:09:44,725 --> 00:09:46,025 Okay, 20. 261 00:09:46,075 --> 00:09:47,025 I... I can't. 262 00:09:47,075 --> 00:09:48,325 Don't be a dickwad. 263 00:09:48,375 --> 00:09:49,425 Look, I'd love to help, 264 00:09:49,475 --> 00:09:50,875 but I don't want to get fired. 265 00:09:50,925 --> 00:09:52,275 Pussy. 266 00:09:52,325 --> 00:09:53,375 Hey. 267 00:09:55,875 --> 00:09:57,125 Problem? 268 00:09:57,175 --> 00:09:58,775 Did you see what that little fucker just did? 269 00:09:58,825 --> 00:10:00,175 That little fucker's a man today, 270 00:10:00,225 --> 00:10:01,825 and he's Mr. Glassman to you, chico. 271 00:10:01,875 --> 00:10:03,175 Now go set up by the dance floor. 272 00:10:03,225 --> 00:10:04,875 They're about to do the Hora. 273 00:10:04,925 --> 00:10:07,525 Go. And don't get dizzy. 274 00:10:13,625 --> 00:10:14,725 [sigh] 275 00:10:16,075 --> 00:10:17,675 Yes. 276 00:10:20,025 --> 00:10:21,225 - Good morning. - Good morning. 277 00:10:21,275 --> 00:10:22,675 [tires screech] 278 00:10:22,725 --> 00:10:24,025 Oh, God. 279 00:10:24,075 --> 00:10:26,525 Fat little fucker. 280 00:10:26,575 --> 00:10:27,925 Came out of nowhere. 281 00:10:27,975 --> 00:10:29,075 Is he breathing? 282 00:10:29,125 --> 00:10:30,325 You saw that, right? 283 00:10:30,375 --> 00:10:31,825 He stepped right out in front of me. 284 00:10:31,875 --> 00:10:33,225 Help me lift him. 285 00:10:35,625 --> 00:10:37,325 [groaning] 286 00:10:37,375 --> 00:10:39,775 Fuck. [Grunt] Fucking heavy. 287 00:10:39,825 --> 00:10:42,225 ["Hava Nagila"] 288 00:10:58,025 --> 00:10:59,975 Do you remember David's bar mitzvah? 289 00:11:00,025 --> 00:11:03,325 How could I forget? He's wearing the same suit. 290 00:11:12,875 --> 00:11:16,375 Some day 291 00:11:16,425 --> 00:11:20,375 He will come along 292 00:11:22,025 --> 00:11:24,575 Some day 293 00:11:24,625 --> 00:11:26,775 And he'll be... 294 00:11:26,825 --> 00:11:29,425 There's our song. 295 00:11:29,475 --> 00:11:30,925 Is it? 296 00:11:30,975 --> 00:11:33,225 Some day 297 00:11:33,275 --> 00:11:36,225 He will... 298 00:11:36,275 --> 00:11:37,275 We should dance. 299 00:11:37,325 --> 00:11:39,975 Do you want to? 300 00:11:40,025 --> 00:11:41,575 Yeah. 301 00:11:43,025 --> 00:11:45,675 Along 302 00:11:45,725 --> 00:11:49,375 Some day he'll come along 303 00:11:49,425 --> 00:11:54,275 That man I love 304 00:11:54,325 --> 00:11:55,525 Someday he'll come along 305 00:11:55,575 --> 00:11:57,775 Do you think he's going to be okay? 306 00:11:57,825 --> 00:11:59,525 Who? 307 00:11:59,575 --> 00:12:02,075 Our son. 308 00:12:02,125 --> 00:12:05,825 Yeah, why not? He's a grown man. 309 00:12:05,875 --> 00:12:07,825 20 is not grown. 310 00:12:07,875 --> 00:12:09,175 When I was 20, 311 00:12:09,225 --> 00:12:11,775 I was freezing my ass off in a foxhole. 312 00:12:13,625 --> 00:12:17,575 Yeah, but he's always been so sensitive. 313 00:12:17,625 --> 00:12:20,225 Well, that he gets from you. 314 00:12:21,625 --> 00:12:22,625 Maybe. 315 00:12:24,525 --> 00:12:26,675 I just want him to be happy. 316 00:12:28,975 --> 00:12:31,225 I just want him to be employed. 317 00:12:31,275 --> 00:12:34,425 Come on. Be serious. 318 00:12:35,725 --> 00:12:37,225 Yes. 319 00:12:37,275 --> 00:12:40,275 I hope he's happy. 320 00:12:42,575 --> 00:12:44,675 Honey, can I ask you a question? 321 00:12:46,075 --> 00:12:47,725 Yes. 322 00:12:49,175 --> 00:12:51,275 When did you stop loving me? 323 00:12:51,325 --> 00:12:52,875 [scoff] 324 00:12:54,125 --> 00:12:55,525 Never. 325 00:12:55,575 --> 00:12:59,375 I still love you. I will always love you. 326 00:12:59,425 --> 00:13:02,675 You're not happy being married to me. 327 00:13:05,875 --> 00:13:07,525 What about you? 328 00:13:09,275 --> 00:13:10,775 Are you happy? 329 00:13:13,275 --> 00:13:14,625 Happy. 330 00:13:14,675 --> 00:13:16,975 I'm happy if I look at the obituary page 331 00:13:17,025 --> 00:13:18,525 and I'm not listed. 332 00:13:22,325 --> 00:13:25,475 Oh 333 00:13:25,525 --> 00:13:27,425 I'm so lonely 334 00:13:27,475 --> 00:13:30,375 Won't you send him to me? 335 00:13:30,425 --> 00:13:32,275 Mm 336 00:13:32,325 --> 00:13:33,275 [rap] 337 00:13:33,325 --> 00:13:34,325 Spielberg. 338 00:13:34,375 --> 00:13:35,425 Hey, guys. 339 00:13:35,475 --> 00:13:37,725 Oh, I, uh, I brought you something. 340 00:13:37,775 --> 00:13:39,775 Outstanding. 341 00:13:39,825 --> 00:13:40,875 Is it hot? 342 00:13:40,925 --> 00:13:43,325 Yeah, yeah, it's hot. Yeah, definitely. 343 00:13:43,375 --> 00:13:44,825 Let's get out of here. 344 00:13:44,875 --> 00:13:45,775 Okay. 345 00:13:51,475 --> 00:13:52,975 Is he dead? He looks dead. 346 00:13:53,025 --> 00:13:54,975 I don't think he's dead, Kimberly. 347 00:13:55,025 --> 00:13:56,425 He's probably just stoned. 348 00:13:56,475 --> 00:13:58,475 Wh... where is it? 349 00:13:58,525 --> 00:14:00,075 Where... Where is my cassette player? 350 00:14:00,125 --> 00:14:01,575 Your cassette... Oh, my God. 351 00:14:01,625 --> 00:14:02,825 - See? See? He's fine. - My cassette player. 352 00:14:06,625 --> 00:14:09,025 Hey, have you seen my cassette player? 353 00:14:09,075 --> 00:14:11,025 No. 354 00:14:11,075 --> 00:14:12,775 I'll give you 20 bucks. 355 00:14:14,475 --> 00:14:16,625 Feels like it's glued shut. 356 00:14:16,675 --> 00:14:19,225 I don't know. Maybe the battery leaked or something. 357 00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:21,425 Guys, look, I need help, please. 358 00:14:21,475 --> 00:14:23,025 Some kid puked. Just mop it up. 359 00:14:23,075 --> 00:14:24,825 That'd be awesome. Thanks. 360 00:14:24,875 --> 00:14:28,075 [scoff, muttering in Spanish] 361 00:14:32,675 --> 00:14:33,875 You know this busboy Taco 362 00:14:33,925 --> 00:14:35,475 who knows how to fix electronic shit? 363 00:14:35,525 --> 00:14:36,775 One of the groundskeepers 364 00:14:36,825 --> 00:14:38,375 sold him a cassette player I lost. 365 00:14:38,425 --> 00:14:40,675 - Sorry, man. - Fuck. 366 00:14:40,725 --> 00:14:42,025 S... sorry. 367 00:14:43,475 --> 00:14:44,825 - You know Taco? - Sure. 368 00:14:44,875 --> 00:14:47,375 - Where is he? - Mopping up barf out there. 369 00:14:50,175 --> 00:14:51,825 Want to make a quick 50 bucks? 370 00:14:54,575 --> 00:14:57,825 Sweetie, why don't you see if Mom's got us a table, would you? I am starving. 371 00:14:57,875 --> 00:15:00,525 - Hey. - How about you, Mark? 372 00:15:00,575 --> 00:15:02,075 You hungry? 373 00:15:03,275 --> 00:15:04,975 [voices muffled] 374 00:15:10,425 --> 00:15:12,075 Hey, Mark, this is David. 375 00:15:12,125 --> 00:15:13,875 David's one of our tennis pros here. 376 00:15:13,925 --> 00:15:15,725 Got to get a little hot playing in that three-piece, huh? 377 00:15:15,775 --> 00:15:18,475 I'm off today. I'm just here videoing for a bar mitzvah. 378 00:15:18,525 --> 00:15:20,175 Mark's visiting us all the way from California. 379 00:15:20,225 --> 00:15:23,075 I say visiting us. We know who he's visiting. 380 00:15:23,125 --> 00:15:24,575 Mark is actually Skye's b... 381 00:15:24,625 --> 00:15:26,525 I won't say boyfriend. What do I say? Fella? 382 00:15:26,575 --> 00:15:28,425 Pal? What do you kids call it these days? 383 00:15:28,475 --> 00:15:30,225 What would you describe it, you and Skye? 384 00:15:30,275 --> 00:15:31,525 - Good friends. - There you go. 385 00:15:32,525 --> 00:15:34,875 What part of, uh, California? 386 00:15:34,925 --> 00:15:36,075 Out near Palo Alto. 387 00:15:36,125 --> 00:15:37,675 He's being very modest. 388 00:15:37,725 --> 00:15:39,425 He's actually started med school 389 00:15:39,475 --> 00:15:41,525 - up at Stanford. - Cool. 390 00:15:41,575 --> 00:15:43,775 Right? You guys chitty-chat. 391 00:15:43,825 --> 00:15:45,875 I'm going to hit the men's room. 392 00:15:45,925 --> 00:15:47,975 How long have you and Skye been friends? 393 00:15:48,025 --> 00:15:50,625 Uh, off and on, a couple of years now. 394 00:15:51,725 --> 00:15:53,325 What are you now? 395 00:15:53,375 --> 00:15:54,425 Excuse me? 396 00:15:54,475 --> 00:15:55,425 Off or on? 397 00:15:55,475 --> 00:15:56,925 I'm not sure I follow. 398 00:15:56,975 --> 00:15:59,725 No, because I didn't think she had boyfriends. 399 00:16:01,675 --> 00:16:03,475 Nice to meet you, David. 400 00:16:06,775 --> 00:16:08,825 [rap] 401 00:16:16,625 --> 00:16:19,125 Hey, can we get a refill here? 402 00:16:19,175 --> 00:16:20,425 Oh, sure. 403 00:16:20,475 --> 00:16:21,575 Uh, thank you. 404 00:16:21,625 --> 00:16:23,975 Is it regular or Sanka? 405 00:16:24,025 --> 00:16:26,125 I don't know. 406 00:16:29,625 --> 00:16:31,175 Hey. Hey. You Taco? 407 00:16:31,225 --> 00:16:32,625 Yeah, I'm Taco. What? 408 00:16:32,675 --> 00:16:34,525 Do you... Do you have my cassette player? 409 00:16:34,575 --> 00:16:36,175 No. No, I don't have no cassette player. 410 00:16:37,575 --> 00:16:39,075 Where the hell you been, Chachi? 411 00:16:39,125 --> 00:16:40,275 Sorry. 412 00:16:40,325 --> 00:16:41,525 That was a gift from my grandmother, 413 00:16:41,575 --> 00:16:42,825 you piece of shit. 414 00:16:42,875 --> 00:16:44,025 I don't have a fucking cassette player with me. 415 00:16:44,075 --> 00:16:45,475 You're going to want to go hand-held 416 00:16:45,525 --> 00:16:46,675 so you can get in there and really see 417 00:16:46,725 --> 00:16:47,875 Bar Mitzvah Boy's reactions. 418 00:16:47,925 --> 00:16:49,475 Nobody's going to be more excited 419 00:16:49,525 --> 00:16:50,675 to see a cake than this kid. 420 00:16:50,725 --> 00:16:51,975 Look at me right now. 421 00:16:52,025 --> 00:16:53,175 Where am I going to hold a cassette player? 422 00:16:53,225 --> 00:16:54,175 I'm cleaning the throw up. 423 00:16:55,375 --> 00:16:56,925 Hey. You even listening? 424 00:16:56,975 --> 00:16:58,625 - Hey! - Uh, sorry. Uh... 425 00:16:58,675 --> 00:17:00,325 You got to get your head in the game, bro. 426 00:17:00,375 --> 00:17:01,475 Don't touch me. 427 00:17:01,525 --> 00:17:03,125 You got a real bad attitude. 428 00:17:03,175 --> 00:17:04,625 I'm starting to wonder if you've even got 429 00:17:04,675 --> 00:17:06,175 a future in this business. 430 00:17:06,225 --> 00:17:07,475 Maybe I don't want one. 431 00:17:07,525 --> 00:17:09,525 - What's that? - Nothing. 432 00:17:09,575 --> 00:17:11,475 Do you think you're too good for this? 433 00:17:11,525 --> 00:17:12,875 Is that it, Kubrick? 434 00:17:12,925 --> 00:17:14,575 Is this a waste of your talents? 435 00:17:14,625 --> 00:17:15,775 You think you should be out there 436 00:17:15,825 --> 00:17:17,575 shooting rock videos for Jay Geils? 437 00:17:17,625 --> 00:17:19,575 Well, I got a news flash for you. 438 00:17:19,625 --> 00:17:21,675 You're no artist. Truth is 439 00:17:21,725 --> 00:17:24,025 I don't know if you've got any talent whatsoever. 440 00:17:24,075 --> 00:17:25,975 I only said you did as a favor to your lady. 441 00:17:26,025 --> 00:17:28,775 - Like you'd even know. - What's that supposed to mean? 442 00:17:28,825 --> 00:17:30,375 It means you're a fucking wedding photographer. 443 00:17:30,425 --> 00:17:31,875 That's just on the side. 444 00:17:31,925 --> 00:17:33,825 Of what, your day job at fucking Rolling Stone? 445 00:17:33,875 --> 00:17:35,275 Wrong, Frodo. I wouldn't work there 446 00:17:35,325 --> 00:17:36,525 even if they asked me to. 447 00:17:36,575 --> 00:17:37,775 Save the bullshit for Karen. 448 00:17:37,825 --> 00:17:39,025 And while we're on the subject, 449 00:17:39,075 --> 00:17:40,825 stop telling her she has a future in modeling 450 00:17:40,875 --> 00:17:42,625 just so you can nail her. It's pathetic. 451 00:17:42,675 --> 00:17:44,225 Well, it's no bullshit. 452 00:17:44,275 --> 00:17:45,675 The camera loves her. 453 00:17:45,725 --> 00:17:48,025 Doesn't matter what she's got on... 454 00:17:48,075 --> 00:17:49,575 or doesn't. 455 00:17:50,425 --> 00:17:51,525 What? 456 00:17:51,575 --> 00:17:53,125 Oh. You don't believe me? 457 00:17:54,225 --> 00:17:55,125 Here. 458 00:17:56,275 --> 00:17:57,575 Take a look. 459 00:17:57,625 --> 00:17:59,225 See for yourself. 460 00:18:09,025 --> 00:18:10,025 Mm-hmm. 461 00:18:10,075 --> 00:18:11,325 Keep going. 462 00:18:11,375 --> 00:18:12,875 It gets better. 463 00:18:15,375 --> 00:18:16,375 Fuck you. 464 00:18:16,425 --> 00:18:17,925 Hey, watch it, pipsqueak. 465 00:18:19,025 --> 00:18:19,925 [gasp] 466 00:18:31,425 --> 00:18:33,075 Oh, my gosh. 467 00:18:33,125 --> 00:18:36,575 What the hell is wrong with you, David? 468 00:18:36,625 --> 00:18:38,225 [voices distorted] 469 00:19:01,825 --> 00:19:03,625 [no audible dialogue] 470 00:19:11,975 --> 00:19:13,125 How are you getting home? 471 00:19:13,175 --> 00:19:15,025 Wheeler's going to give me a ride. 472 00:19:15,075 --> 00:19:19,275 Are you guys, like, together? 473 00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:21,125 [chuckling] I don't know. 474 00:19:21,175 --> 00:19:23,325 Uh, maybe. It's weird. 475 00:19:23,375 --> 00:19:24,875 See you tomorrow? 476 00:19:24,925 --> 00:19:25,925 Bye. 477 00:19:30,525 --> 00:19:31,825 What's wrong? 478 00:19:33,275 --> 00:19:35,225 I fucked up big-time. 479 00:19:49,475 --> 00:19:51,225 Karen: We need to talk. 480 00:19:51,275 --> 00:19:52,775 Uh, I only have a minute. 481 00:19:52,825 --> 00:19:54,825 My folks are just getting the car. 482 00:19:56,675 --> 00:19:57,975 I didn't cheat on you with Barry, 483 00:19:58,025 --> 00:19:59,275 if that's what you're thinking. 484 00:20:01,025 --> 00:20:02,575 I mean, I wouldn't blame you if it is 485 00:20:02,625 --> 00:20:04,225 after seeing those pictures. 486 00:20:04,275 --> 00:20:05,475 Which, by the way, 487 00:20:05,525 --> 00:20:08,275 I was totally planning on showing you eventually. 488 00:20:09,425 --> 00:20:10,425 Okay. 489 00:20:12,725 --> 00:20:14,125 Would you have eventually told me 490 00:20:14,175 --> 00:20:16,175 about going to New York with Getty's daughter? 491 00:20:19,475 --> 00:20:20,775 Probably not. 492 00:20:23,675 --> 00:20:25,025 You're an asshole. 493 00:20:25,075 --> 00:20:28,025 Karen, c... can we please talk about this like adults? 494 00:20:28,075 --> 00:20:29,175 [scoff] 495 00:20:29,225 --> 00:20:31,825 No, we can't because you're not. 496 00:20:31,875 --> 00:20:34,075 You are just a little boy, 497 00:20:34,125 --> 00:20:36,175 and nothing has changed since high school. 498 00:20:36,225 --> 00:20:39,075 You still live with your parents, 499 00:20:39,125 --> 00:20:41,075 and you hang out with your stoner friends, 500 00:20:41,125 --> 00:20:42,875 and you... you ride a bike. 501 00:20:44,325 --> 00:20:46,825 You act as if life is one big summer vacation, 502 00:20:46,875 --> 00:20:48,675 and it's not, David. 503 00:20:48,725 --> 00:20:51,775 Summer's fucking over, and you need to grow up. 504 00:21:12,075 --> 00:21:13,725 What the hell were you thinking? 505 00:21:13,775 --> 00:21:15,375 I didn't raise you to be a violent person. 506 00:21:15,425 --> 00:21:17,775 I didn't even let you play with toy guns. 507 00:21:17,825 --> 00:21:19,025 What the hell were you thinking? 508 00:21:19,075 --> 00:21:21,475 I made you watch Free To Be You and Me. 509 00:21:21,525 --> 00:21:23,625 Forget the chickenshit job at the club. 510 00:21:23,675 --> 00:21:26,875 If that schmuck with the mustache presses charges, 511 00:21:26,925 --> 00:21:29,425 NYU can cut your financial aid. 512 00:21:29,475 --> 00:21:32,125 What the hell were you even thinking, David? 513 00:21:38,829 --> 00:21:42,371 - Sync and corrected by TheDelta - - www.addic7ed.com - 514 00:21:42,525 --> 00:21:44,175 A Bergen County boy 515 00:21:44,225 --> 00:21:46,525 had a very unorthodox bar mitzvah gift 516 00:21:46,575 --> 00:21:48,275 when it turned out on Saturday 517 00:21:48,325 --> 00:21:50,975 it was discovered a portable cassette player he was given 518 00:21:51,025 --> 00:21:53,075 was stuffed full of cocaine. 519 00:21:53,125 --> 00:21:54,575 Police are still investigating 520 00:21:54,625 --> 00:21:58,125 how the narcotics worth an estimated $10,000 521 00:21:58,175 --> 00:22:01,825 wound up among 13-year-old Jeffrey Glassman's gifts. 522 00:22:01,875 --> 00:22:06,425 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0